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Monica: So I've got a new plan now.....babies
Chandler: Well you're going to need much bigger jars |
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Joey: Monica, relax...go get a beer.
Monica: I don't want a beer!
Joey: Who said it was for you? |
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Monica: Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the
alter?
Joey: Da, where have you been? |
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| Monica: So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? |
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Monica: How desperate am I?
Rachel: Ah, good thing Chandler is not here....he always
wins at this game. |
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| Monica: This has been my dream ever since I got my first
ez-bake oven and opened the ez-Monica's bakery |
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Rachel: Did you just say hi jew?
Monica: That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz |
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Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I had seen this thing on the Discovery channel.
Ross: Wait a minute...I saw that, on the discovery channel...yeah
about jelly fish and how if you...ewwwwww....you peed on
yourself?! |
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| Monica: Honk honk. Chandler: Wow, it's like porno for
clowns. |
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| Monica: Married a lesbian, left a man at the alter,
feel in love with a gay ice dancer, throw a girl's wooden
leg in the fire, lives in a box |
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Rachel: Can we please have lunch the next time I'm in
the city.
Monica: Oh, that'd be great.
Rachel: Oh, ok bye.
Monica: Bye...ten bucks says I never see that woman again
in my life. |
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| Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of
his best swimmers |
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Joey: I thought, you know what I don't have?
Monica: A mirror? |
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Chandler: Where's Joey, his mom is on the phone?
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you want to
go in there!
Chandler: Oh come on, we're roommates.....Ahhhhhhhhh!! My
eyes! My eyes! |
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Ross: Take all the second downs you need.
Monica: I heard that!
Ross: Well, I said it loud. |
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Monica: There's nothing to tell...it's just some guy
I work with.
Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy, there has
to be something wrong with him
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hair piece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? Just because I don't want
her to go through what I went through with Carl. |
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| Monica: Like I remember his office number......speed
dial 7. |
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| Monica: For the 16th time, no I do not think you are
obsessive. |
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Monica: Phoebe.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Do you have a plan?
Phoebe: I don't even have a pla. |
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Monica: Last night we were fooling around and he stops
to write a poem.
Joey: Get out, I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me. |
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Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard, I can't go to
him when I don't have a boyfriend.
Chandler: He's really picky about his patients. |
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| Monica: Did you see the ass on her? |
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| Monica: Suck up to him....I mean you suck like you've
never sucked before. |
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Rachel: I mean, is that woman capable of talking about
anything but sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure, well you know earlier she was talking
about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it
in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something. |
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| Monica: Whooo Whooo |
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Monica: I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Phoebe: Oh, it will be like I have a wife in the '50s |
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Monica: Why can't you just admit that we are winning
because I'm better than you?
Ross: ahuh
Monica: Oh, what a great arguement, exhalling |
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Monica: Cache? Jonty?
Joey: Chandler gave me would of the day toilet paper. |
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Mr. Gellar: There she is
Chandler: it ate Monica
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds
Chandler: Oh, so how many cameras are actually on you? |
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